Dear Flu....

Dear Flu,
I am upset that you have taken over the body of my sweet little Aleyna. For the past two days you have caused her to throw up (including projectile), have a very achy body and sleep for long stretches of time. I would also like to express my frustration in regards to your timing. I would appreciate it if you would not infect my family when I have plans. It is irritating that you do not even consider that you may have caused problems with family outings, travel, meetings etc. It is also unnerving that you don't strike all of my children at once, instead you joyously attack each one individually and cause your hated infiltration to last days, even weeks. I would gratefully appreciate it if you would consider these issues throughout the remainder of your season.

With Loathing
Diana